Nofx I Heard They Suck Live[Live]

1.Linoleum

Possesions never meant anything to me
I'm not crazy (Cause I got none)
Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar
And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor
That's right, I've got a floor
So what, so what, so what？
I've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes
Where everything imporatnt to me just seems to fall right down
my leg
and on the floor
My closest friend linoleum
Linoleum
Supports my head, gives me something to believe
That's me on the beachside combing the sand
Metal meter in my hand
Sporting a pocket full of change
That's me on the street with a violin under my chin
Playing with a grin, singing gibberish
That's me on the back of the bus
That's me in the cell
That's me inside your head
That's me inside your head


2.You're Bleeding

You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing
A bland reciprocation, but that dosen't bother me
You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky
Only in the spotlight can you tell me of your crimes
I understand the situation, but I can't
Seem to understand the motivations you once had
I recall a message I once left behind a screen
I was entranced, when you were never there for me
You're draining, you're draining me, I'm not a tub
What ever happened to the girl I used to hold？
I held in such a high regard
Where is the girl who had it all？
I used to think I wasn't worthy of your cause
I used to feel so lucky
Until the day I felt a weakness in my arms
I knew from where it had been coming
You're bleeding, you're bleeding me, I can recall
The passions you once had, where did they go？
I knew a girl who had it all？
I knew a girl where did she go？


3.The Moron Brothers

Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes
They're idiots, losers, they're scum
Taking advantage of everyone
You're a dog, they're your fleas
Doing everything they can to spread disease

They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs
Leave with you microscopic bugs
Their company is something you won't miss
When your icetrays are filled with piss
They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others

They'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich
They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't
scratch
Do do do do do do do do da do do do do etc.

They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed
Tabasco's in your mouth,
there's mustard up your nose
When your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed
Just try to move your leg
they've put you in a cast
They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others

They may not go down in history
But they'll go down on your sister


4.Punk Guy(cause He Does Punk Things)

Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian
Got colored teeth like Johnny
Exudes a vicious disposition
His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps
Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga
Not just he singer in the band
Voted biggest asshole and role model of the year
Got a face like Charles Bronson
Straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin
Not just a singer in the band
He'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll smoke while
huffing gas
He was the punkest mother fucker I ever did see
Hell he was even more punk than me
He should've been on the cover
He should've been on the cover
He should've been on the cover of Punk and Disorderly Volume II


5.Bob

Fifteen years getting loaded
Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded
Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink？
The Doc said, 'What were you thinkin' 'bout？'
Bob said, 'That's just the point,
I wasn't thinkin' 'bout nothing
Now I gotta do something else to pass the time.'
Had someone shave his head
Got a new identity
Sixty-two holed air conditioned boots
And a girl who rides a scooter to take him out of town
They could get away
Riding around, as the trucks drive by
You could here the mother fuckers go...
A couple of lines, an extra thermos of Joe
He'll be kickin' in heads at the punk rock show, yeah
Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what
Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what to do
When the doctor tells him to
'Quit your drinkin', now's the time.'
Will he ever walk the line
To all my friends, I feel just great
But will he ever walk the line
Kickin' ass and bustin' heads
Red suspenders
Once a day he shaves his head
But will he ever walk the line？


6.Life O' Riley

I sit in my easy chair
I've got so much time to spare
cause I know in my future days
I'll have my lionshare

theres nothing I like better
than getting something for nothing
then some will tell you that you can't get nothing for free

obviously they don't know me

you can have your cake and eat it too
and there's plenty of free lunch for you
if you think you're getting cheated then you don't have a clue
you don't know where you are, or what to do

I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly
I live the life...the life of riley


7.You Drink, You Drive, You Spill

I say don't drink and drive
you might spill your drink
before you get behind
that wheel, just stop ＆ think
you can take your chances
but there's so much to lose
another bumpy road,
there's so much wasted booze
I'm not so worried
about how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
with how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
are cause by pixilated
the other 65% are not
alcohol related
what does this tell us
about the drunk drivers
they seem to have a
better record than
the sober team


8.Nothing But A Nightmare

What's the point of livin' if your mothers alive？
What's the point of livin' if your mothers alive？
What's the point of dyin' if your dad is dead？
What's the point of livin' if your mothers alive？


9.East Bay

Get outta my way!
Can't you see I'm from East Bay？
I know blafs, I'm down with C.B.U.
I bet I got way more piercings than you

I just love this town
My girlfriend weights 84 pounds
Met her at a (？)
where I get in for free
She don't pay rent, refer to me

When we go out tonight,
gotta get my hair just right
Prodius pads with 2 inch soles.
I'll get my picture with Murry Polls

Gotta get those flyers out
Might get scout to look out
After that I'll go far
Fame and fortune, D.M.R.


10.Soul Doubt

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles
Beneath my eyes are bluish black
There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to
Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt
I stick My head out of the window, it's closed
Instead of air, I get glass stuck in to my head
The city's sounding, and I can't seem to stop the pounding
Can't keep my thoughts from flying 'round ( X 2 )
Not sure what I am thinking about, I got soul doubt
A shameless display, wearing a smile full of pain
A frameless Erte, a painting without a signature
She's waiting for someone to save her
As I pass her I see Cinderella
She dosen't fit into the slipper
Like she fits in a bottle of liquor
There's no one to take her away
Her eyes meet mine, she sees right through me
The question is asked, Whatcha' gonna do for me？
I don't want nothin', just a connection
I gotta know what she's all about
Cause I know she's been there --
Soul doubt
I stick my head out of the window once again
This time I see a thousand faces all too clear
They wear the same expression, I've seen in my face
So many times, I know exactly how they feel
I know exactly how they feel
I know just what they think about
They've got soul doubt


11.Kill All The White Man

The white man call himself civilized
Cause he know how to take over
The white man come to pillage my village
Now he tell me I have to bend over

Oh yeah, kill all the white man

No I don't like the white man up in me
He rape my people as he rape my country
Everything I love and cherish, he try to take away
We will be rid of him, soon come the day

Oh yeah, kill all the white man
Oh yeah, kill all the white man
Oh yeah, kill all the white man
Oh yeah, kill all the white man


12.Beer Bong

if I want some beer
I dont want to hear
about how I missed the show
because I drink to slow
so pass me the beer bong
it wont take very long
for me to put down
this torpedo to the ground
because drinking beer is to slow
beer bong is the way to go
to go to go
dont drink to slow!


13.Six Pack Girls

Gonna find some girls to lay
My Friday night has washed away
Beer bong has me wandering around
Those girls don't look so bad after all

Six pack girls
Six pack girls
Six pack girls
Six pack

So you pick her up
And you bring her home
And you ？？？？ ？？？？ ？？？？
Wake up the next morning
And sure enough it's not two girls!

Six pack girls
Six pack girls
Six pack girls
Six pack


14.Together On The Sand

Together on the sand,
we walked hand in hand
On the beachfront, she smiled at me
As she tightly held my hand
I had my finger up her...
Country music played on the radio
So I turned it off and we walked down
To the water, as she grabbed on to my honker
A wave swept us away


15.Nowhere

You can't believe the things you see and read
The Soviet threat
Our pseudo enemy
What's scaring me？
Our foreign policy
To make the world safe for business
Call it democracy

Our human nature, it's all the same
We spend our lives in the pursuit of happiness
So stop the hate, open the iron gate
It's our destiny to make the cold war history

You think I give a shit
If you're a socialist
If you're a capitalist
We've all got to exist
On this planet with nowhere to run
The millions of brainwashed must open their eyes
We are one

With us over here and them over there
Barbed wire borders are going nowhere


16.The Brews

Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manashevitz
Goin' out to terrorize goyem
Stompin' shagitz, screwin' shicksas
As long as we're home by Saturday mornin'
Cause hey we're the Brews
Sportin' anti swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the boys
Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois
Orthopedic Dr. Martins good for
Waffle making, kickin' through the shin
Reputation, gained through intimidation
Pacifism no longer tradition
Cause hey we're the Brews
Sportin' anti swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the Brews
The fairfax ghetto boys skinheaded jews
We got the might, psycho mashuganas
We can't lose a fight, as we are the chosen ones
Chutspah, we battle then we feast
We celebrate, we'll separate our milkplates from our meat


17.Buggley Eyes

Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek
And woke up with Bo Diddley？
Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek
And woke up with Bo Diddley？
You got so loaded, you thought that she
Was the most beautiful gal that you ever did see
Yeah, have you ever gone to sleep with Bo derek
And woke up with Bo Diddley？
Woke up in the morning, to your surprise
A couple melons in tube socks,
And buggley eyes
Yeah, have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek
And woke up with Bo Diddley？